2 posts tagged “edinburgh”

Two decent group shows, these. Thread is concerned with ideas around a work's place in its immediate environment, and the effect a work has on the space around it. All art has an effect on the space around it, obviously, but most of the artists gathered here do so explicitly.

Smith/Stewart's 'cardboard projection' is great - you can barely squeeze past it to get into the back room at Ingleby, and it has a lovely probing, beaky way about it.

The Carl Andre pieces here work the other way around (you could be forgiven for missing them entirely). Something very interesting happens to Andre's work in this domestic space, too: you'd expect their impact to be lessened outside the usual austere white cube, but its actually heightened, because of a sort of tug of war between the arch minimalism of the pieces and their surroundings, so that the delineation of space and consideration of materials in the work ends up being emphasised. In other words, minimal work is more at home (pun intended) here.

Everybody Comes To Holyrood is... not so good, but still worth a look. There's a nice mix of established and emerging artists (or, at least, artists who aren't well known in the UK), but the supposed focus on our relationship with mass media, ideas of fame and glamour &c., is too loose. Dutch artist Risk Hazekamp does a sort of feminised take on the iconography of Richard Prince - ie. photos of slightly dykey women in denims in the desert - and Martin C. de Waal's hyperglam shot of grave models in eighteez make-up against a city skyline is funny (as in, 'Derek Zoolander would find it a bit much' funnny). But he signals a descent into unthinking meta-camp, or post-camp - reproducing tropes rather than examining them (eek, does that make it double-camp). Jonny Woo & Peter Podworski's Wizard of Oz documents a performance in which a drag Dorothy with a broken arm and bandaged face miming Somewhere Over The Rainbow in front of projected stills of bombed-out cityscapes, while a femme fatale Wicked Witch rides a bomb in the background. Fabulous, yeah? But are they just aping 80s queer performance or saying something about it? The former.

Jemima Brown's stuff is better - the louche kitty-man is wonderfully mucky, and you can just imagine Kenneth Anger's perv-suicide write-up in some alternate reality Hollywood Babylon.

But when you look at the wallpaper above, again you have to wonder if this is naive teenage outrage, or art about naive teenage outrage. (I'll give her the benefit of the doubt).

I dunno, I guess it all just reeks of some warehouse in Mitte or whichever corner of the East End is currently en vogue, which puts me off.

To walk the streets of Edinburgh in August is to feel such rage and hatred for one's fellow man that it is damn nigh impossible to avoid committing terrible, violent acts.

I just manage to avoid ripping off my own arm and using it to beat the living shit out of every fat, lumpy child wheezing their way along Princes Street by engaging in a calming mental exercise: looking at people, and placing the people I see into a number of categories. With apologies to Mr. Borges, they are as follows.

Those that are untrained

Anyone who practices their circus 'skills' outwith the confines of a big top. An obvious target, for sure, but stilt-walkers (tall beggars), jugglers (beggars with balls), magicians (just plain twats) deserve the full weight of your hatred. If you wish to give money to someone in unusual clothing with no discernible talent, there are blanket-wrapped homeless people conveniently placed every 200 yards along the city's major thoroughfares (some of them even have little dogs with them!).

Unfabulous ones

Weak-chinned, furrow-browed inbred fuck-knuckles from a minor public school or insignificant Oxbridge college who believe that the absolute pinnacle of avant-garde theatrical thinking is to mount a production of a Shakespeare play in modern dress (preferably Nazi uniforms, which they self-consciously wear at all times). These over-priviledged mouth-breathers deserve to have their lavishly printed promotional flyers jammed up their aristo bumholes.

Those that may belong in one category or another

Everyone plays 'Gay or European?', don't they? Just in case you don't, this game rests on entering the mindset of a Daily Express-reading bigot and assuming that gay people wear a lot of pastel shades and furry-collared leather jackets, and knot their jumpers around their shoulders. Gay men don't do this, but European men do. So it's quite an unsatisfying game, as the answer is always 'European'. Still, passes the time. (Similarly, my lovely friend Hannah and I invented a game in Budapest, called 'Loving Couple, or Mother and Son?', because there's either a lot of intergenerational knobbing going on beside the Danube, or Hungarian culture allows young men to walk arm in arm with their Mums without everybody they pass suppressing an Oedipal retch. This one is playable in Edinburgh, but the mystery pairings don't appear all that often, to be honest.)

Those that should be set on fire with their stupid cigar

Bit of a one-off, this, but I saw pompous fatso 'comedian' Mel Smith this afternoon, slouched at the entrance of his hotel, and doing a rubbish slack-jawed Churchill impersonation while puffing away on a fat Havana. Not satisfied with drumming up publicity for his no-doubt-shite play by threatening to smoke on stage in contravention of the perfectly sensible anti-smoking laws of Scotland, Mr. Mel 'I haven't made anyone laugh since Not The Nine O'Clock News' Smith was actually smoking pointedly in the street in the hope that someone would bound up to him and applaud his glorious fight against the Evil Bureaucrats and for, er, the precious right to give people lung cancer with second-hand smoke. What a cunt.

Those that resemble twats from a distance

...but actually turn out to be totally fucking cool, so briefly restoring one's faith in humanity. Two sub-categories for this one.

1. Teenage girls from Japan. It's a truism, I know, but no one dresses better than an absurdly wealthy Japanese teenager (except, possibly, an absurdly wealthy Parisian woman of a certain age). Today I saw a gaggle of them all dressed as Axl Rose circa Appetite for Destruction. And they totally pulled it off. Amazing. Hats off to them.
2. Happily married American couples over the age of sixty five who wear almost-matching beige outfits and absurdly huge sun visors (women) or absurdly huge baseball caps (men), and spend their entire day beaming with deep pleasure at the sight of buildings actually built before they were born. Bless.
   

Those in hats

Previous sub-category excepted, anyone in a hat in Edinburgh during August is a total fucking shitweasel. Examples: Americans proclaiming their Americanity by wearing a ten-gallon stetson. Outrageously pissed rugby-shirted toffs in 'See you Jimmy' bonnets complete with matted ginger wig attachments. 50-something purse-lipped theatrical gentlemen unironically sporting fucking berets. Those women who dress like your Primary School art & craft teacher, with their amber beads, floaty peasant skirts, and big stupid floppy hats that serve to emphasise the fact that their free-thinking eccentricity is bought out of a cheaply-printed catalogue that comes free with some middlebrow Sunday supplement. &c. &c.

Those who can give you directions

Spotting the natives is easy. Once again, two sub-cats:

1. Plump, ginger, pasty women stuffed into two-sizes-too-small trouser-suits from TK Maxx, smoking furiously. Only on the streets at lunchtime, or just after 5.30pm, but they will know where Thistle Street North East Lane is.
2. 30-something men in outrageously expensive but grease-stained casualwear and blessed with the sunken cheeks, hollow eyes and scabbed-up hands that only two decades of dedicated heroin use can give. Their directions will be vague, and they may require a donation of a cigarette, but you will probably get an amusing story about them pissing themselves in a train station along with the best way to get to Gayfield Square.
   
   

Stray hacks

Workshy Anglowegian journalist snobs with anger control issues who spend 15 whole minutes ranting impotently and pretentiously on a weblog instead of revelling in the fact that they get a) paid and b) pissed for free any night of the week in return for wandering around Edinburgh looking at beautiful things. Twats.